A suiting intro, if ever one.
Let me introduce myself.
I am that person that you treat like absolute shit when you call in for customer service for whatever the hell product you get or own but probably don't really need, know how to use or even know why you have it. Yeah hi, me.
The one that you berate, treat like shit and try to humiliate and force into tears until we finally give in or escalate your bratty ass to a supervisor so that you get your way.
Hi. I'm the bitch that kills your ass with kindness and fucks up your day by telling you like it is.
The customer is always right?
Bitch, please.
While you go on about your friends about how "horrible" your service was or how long your damn wait time was, I'm the punk that's fucking up the day and anonymously posting perhaps YOUR conversation with me online for everyone to see what a jackass you can be.
Maybe next time you decide that you're a deity and can piss all over that rep who wants to help you to the best of their ability you'll reconsider.
Malice never tasted so sweet.
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