Right, so some of you peckerheads think that I was murdered by some pissed off over zealous customer who finally got their way and thus, caused me to spontaneously burst into a pile of shimmery glitter with a teeny, tiny flag saying, "I surrendarrrrr!!!"
You.
Wish.
I posted this on facenook earlier and decided to be captain asshat. As I hadn't posted one lately, I felt, "WHY QUITE!"
So let's introduce you all to this lovely darling in California who apparently lives on the idea of one time-zone all over the world.
me: what dafuq you want?
CA girl "what time you all open? "
me: 730am eastern, so 430 am your
time.
ca girl: so. why when I call at 3am, you all ain't open?"
Me:
..... we're open 730am EASTERN to 9PM eastern!"
ca girl: i know dat. i
call at 9pm our time and it say call back later.
Me: you're ... in
california. we close 6pm your time.
ca girl: so why no answer when I
call at 9pm???
me: We're... closed?
ca: Why?
Me: fuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
ca: So like, tell me why is it that it says to call back during business hours?
me: Um. our business hours end 3 hours before yours do.
ca: So... stay late?
me: dafuq. right. I can make my own hours. I'm the ceo now, bitch.
ca: like, the call time was ohmygod long.
me: right. I know.
ca: So let me file a complaint because they will listen to me.
me: bitch you joined last tuesday. they will laugh their asses off at you playing big wig.
ca: ..I made $71 last month. I'm a mover and shaker.
me: ... I made $72 alone today, bitch.
ca: next month I make $301.
me: That's like me working 4 days and calling in sick the 5th.
ca: I'm SELF RELIANT.
me: right. That $71 a month trumps my $1450.
ca: it does. you have to work hours. I don't.
Me: noted.
ca: Me > you.
me: noted.
ca: are you mocking me?
me: ...are you mocking me?
ca: Maybe? I have a right to.
me: Oh well I definitely am. Fuck you. *Click*
