So in one week at work because we were like SOOOOO busy (Not) I completed 3 huge ass motherfucking novels. Nothing like sitting on your ass, reading, bullshitting with co-workers and checking out the hottie hot hottie down the row to make you have a great. Fucking. Day.
No, seriously. Loved it.
Too bad I spontaneously combusted with a blast o bullshit yesterday. Like. I totally donkey punched at least 10 people THROUGH THE PHONE LINES.
I am THAT hardcore.
Think of me like Maddox (The Best Page on the Internet) WITH OVARIES.
So like. Rage x 10.
Totally dope asshole though. I sacrificed my firstborn to him because he gave me "the eye" and i KNEW what it meant.
I'll get back to my sweet and lovely posts about the BEST customers in the world after I get a life. Or finish summer repairs.
Something something.
OH yeah, fuckers. I'm ranked #1 in our center, so if you ever wonder how bad they can get... :D
