Awww yeah

Greetings again, nubs.

Yeah, I know. I didn't off myself at all over the last year of bullshit in the callcenterofhell. No, instead, I went all hermit like and met a man and ended up falling in love happily ever aft...
fuck you.

I did meet a man, but that's not why I haven't posted.


You see, my dears, for a while, the call center had eaten at me and I was this sniveling, miserable piece of shit like all those callers wanted me to feel and in turn, I just couldn't write jack shit about jim beam.

GOOD news.
Getting laid after several years pulled me out of that funk.

In fact. I spend a lot of time in another country now when I'm not at work.
Ahhh. Love.

So the dipshittery ensues at the most wonderful job on earth and yours, truly, became such a dumbfuck miserable mess that I lost my tier 2 position at the company.

Technically, I blame the clueless boss I had for a while. Now I'm back with awesomeboss and as he sayeth, "What ain't broke I don't gots ta fix, get the fuck outta my mentor room before i buy us a round of whiskey on the rocks."

(SPOILER: I stayed)

Anyway.
Fast forward.
I asked hottie mc hotterson at work on a date.
HE accepted.
HORRYSHIT!

Then like a true asshole, blew me off and stopped talking to me. Out standing...


So beginning of Jan 2014 I ventured online and met a dude. Few hours away. Like I said. I go see him all the time now because I love that bastid.

I have a whole shit ton of new stories coming from the tales of dis-customer service.

Same bat time. Same bat channel.

Because right now it's almost 2am and I'm fucking BEAT. oxox